As you can see from this shot, the Badger (AKA my husband, Aib, so named by House Party guests for his premature greying and temperament) is clearly delighted with his Christmas present, a small tin of Badger Balm Stress Soother. He promises to follow the directions whenever the need arises…

“Massage a little onto hands, temples,  forehead or anywhere you need a little soothing.

Think good thoughts and breathe it in.”

I recon it might work until the next time he has to call Orange France…